Posted: November 22, 2011 in Uncategorized

Today my family decided foolishly that their oh so brilliant daughter should bake cookies. I warned them I did. But there’s this thing called ignore, I’m pretty sure my family invented that shit. Anyways everything was going great, till I opened the oven to check. Something was not quite right with my cookies. Mission completed unsuccessfully. Should’ve aborted halfway through.

Anyways, now that my tale of highly amusing failed chocolate chip frisbees is over lets move on. Cats, aren’t they lovely. Dog, just as lovely. Spiders, fuck off you assholes spiders are creepy crawlies that are best seen from several yards away. Okay my random subject change is over because spiders bug me, and speaking of over so is my day. YAY! FUCK YES! SLEEP IS MIIINE!




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