Archive for November, 2011

FAIL! EPIC!

Posted: November 22, 2011 in Uncategorized

Today my family decided foolishly that their oh so brilliant daughter should bake cookies. I warned them I did. But there’s this thing called ignore, I’m pretty sure my family invented that shit. Anyways everything was going great, till I opened the oven to check. Something was not quite right with my cookies. Mission completed unsuccessfully. Should’ve aborted halfway through.

Anyways, now that my tale of highly amusing failed chocolate chip frisbees is over lets move on. Cats, aren’t they lovely. Dog, just as lovely. Spiders, fuck off you assholes spiders are creepy crawlies that are best seen from several yards away. Okay my random subject change is over because spiders bug me, and speaking of over so is my day. YAY! FUCK YES! SLEEP IS MIIINE!

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IN A FEW HOURS!

Intro I guess…

Posted: November 21, 2011 in Uncategorized

I would start out with a really boring detailed explanation of my day, but you don’t give a rat’s ass, so I don’t think I’ll bother with it.{Please don’t give a rat’s ass, I will straight up scream and throw the rat’s butt right back at you.} The only thing this {Speaking of this, what is it?} is for is posting some of my poems, thoughts and maybe things that amuse me.

Shit. I had something else to say but “I forgot it, I hate forgetting things because for some strange reason I never remember them. Maybe I had nothing to say? Oh right, the introduction of myself, is that legal, I think so, right? wait no I’m thinking of something really nasty and perverted so I’ll stop typing that train of thought before I get myself in trouble.

Okay so….ummm….I’m a person, I know how to type, I know how to spell the word shit, fuck and a whole bunch of naughty words! And I’m short like 5ft-ish, with sneakers though so I’m probably only 4ft 11in or some shizzins like that. My hair used to be a really pretty honey brown, but when I was eight started growing out white, as in old people white. I keep it died now, usually burgundy, black or dark brown. I have really funny looking greenish gold eyes,I’m told they look like my cat’s eyes but I’m not sure I trust the teller.